We had a great first day yesterday apart from being on the fairy! Nobody told us that dogs weren’t allowed to go with their mum and dads but had to stay in the vehicle ….. we nearly shat ourselves when we realised and I cried! Mum asked the man if she could stay with us but he said no – he was clearly a big-hott and no good will come of him! He said it was dangerous for human beans to be on the car deck when the boat was driving …. Excusefecking me mister – if it is dangerous, why in the name of all that is Holy are you making dogs stay on it???
To be honest I only cried for a wee minute because Layla said she would look after us and it wasn’t too bad. I made sure I started to cry again though when I saw mum and dad coming back so that they would think I had been crying the whole time :-) it worked and mum let me sit on her knee for the rest of the day ….. result!!
We had four walks on the way up from Scotland and Lucy was delighted to discover that there are sticks in Scotland – we didn’t see any men in skirts though – tiny bit disappointing because we heard they don’t wear any knickers and rude stuff like that makes us laugh :-)
Last night we stayed in a motorway service station which was beside a big park – there were no other cars around and we were able to play for ages outside – Mum, Dad and Katie drank a few boozy stuffs and we all had a great time :-)
Bit of a hullaballoo at bed time because Dad announced that pugs had to sleep on the inside of the bed and not in the middle like we normally do!! Alfie and I put up such a protest in the end they had to give in and let us back to our rightful positions …….. this resulted in Dad being freezing in the middle of the night because he couldn’t get enough duvet … bad planning on their part – they should have bought a bigger duvet. They have both been grumbling all morning and I heard them say they are going to try again tonight to get us on the inside …. NOT happening!! Human beans are very slow at accepting the inevitable I find – they could make their life much less stressful if they learned to just accept things like dogs do.
We are leaving Katie off in Surrey this afternoon at 2 o’clock we are really going to miss her but Mum said Ross needs her more than we do. Wait till you hear what that big tree did …. The other night he had a few too many beers and ended up sleep walking into one of the other guys bedrooms – the other fella was clearly worse for wear as well because he didn't even realise that Ross got into bed beside him!!! A single bed no less lol …… Ross woke up in the morning with his arm round this guy :-) He said he doesn't know who was more shocked ……… thankfully the guy saw the funny side of it but the sooner Katie is there to look after him the better!
Tonight we have to get another stupid fairy over to France – we are hoping the French people are less big-hotted and dogs will be allowed to go with their parents ….. but Mum has promised this is the last fairy so it’ll be ok I suppose. I am going to don my life jacket just in case – better safe than sorry I always say :-) :-)