Good morning La Banda Loca badasses :-)  thanks so much for all the lovely Christmas wishes and pics you sent yesterday - it was the best day ever.  Having said that I have never eaten as much in my hairy life and I don't think I am going to eat again until Wednesday week :-)

Oh wait until you hear what my greedy brother did ...... mum and Charleen were cooking the dinner yesterday and they had a great big blue bowl they were putting all the stuffs for us into - there was piles in it and it was supposed to be divided between us all for our dinner.  Well....... the human beans had their dinner first and we were supposed to stay in the living room watching TV.  Alfie snuck in and found the blue bowl and ate every single bit of it - every single bit!!!!! 

When mum cut up everything that was left and went to add the blue bowl stuff to it she found it empty!!  Alfie was the only one who managed to get into the kitchen so it had to have been him .... he was stuffed to the point of exploding ...........  mind you, he regretted it later because he could hardly move and this morning he has had the dia-poopies 3 times hee hee hee ...... serves his big fat, greedy hairy gub right!!!! 

It was ok though because there was still loads and loads left for us girls - I loved it.

Today we are having a quiet day but with another big dinner later on -  oh feck I wasn't supposed to be eating again until Wedneday week .......... ah well, it's Christmas :-) :-) 

yooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Have a great Boxing Day my darlings ......... does anybody know why it is called Boxing Day by the way??

big massive hairy loves

Loca Elizabeth Orr (LBL)

Yeahhh we have arrived at Charleens and it is fanfeckingtastic here  Charleen said there are no rules for dogs in her house and we are allowed to sit whereever we like!! there are even sofas outside here - we LOVE it .... and there is a beach at the end of the road! 

The human beans are going to the shopping centre now to get last minute bits and pieces - I think that is code for more presents for dogs  I am beyond myself with excitement today - only one more sleep yoooooooooooooooooooooooo

I'm almost certain I am getting a reindeer this year - I asked for one last year but mum said they were sold out but I would get one next year and it's now next year  I am going to call it Reindeer and I will hug it, kiss it and squeeze it every single day  :-)

Right I have to go now because there is barking to be done - our neighbour dogs are barking at us in Spanish Charleen's partner is called Antonio and he was made here in Spain so he doesn't speak English - we are all getting to practice our Spanish and I think we will be fluent by tomorrow or the next day 

Anyway LBL you all have a wonderful Christmas Eve and I will speak to you in the morning - I will get a photo of me and my reindeer as well ........... oh my hairy word - I am beyond excited  :-) :-) :-) 

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Loca Elizabeth Orr (LBL) xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Morning LBL and merry happy Christmas Eve Eve :-) 

We are busy packing up now to move to Charleen’s for Christmas – Layla has negotiated with dad that she can keep her French stone but now we can’t find it – she is frantic with worry as she said it was very dear to her – she said she isn’t moving a hairy muscle until it is found – I fear some other dog (maybe Diesel) has stolen it L  I heard mum say to dad to go up to the field and find one that looks like it but I think they may be under estimating my sister’s ability to recognise her stones!

We started watching Sons of Anarchy last night on the tele – oh my hairy word how badass are they??  They make LBL look like a Sunday school reception class lol ………. Having said that, we definitely don’t want to get that tough because loads of peoples ended up getting dead and we don’t want that!  So instead of shooting people who annoy us I think we will stick with peeing on their beds!  And instead of herrow-win and marry-wan-a we will stick to cake and biscuits!  If you eat enough cake it has the same effect anyway, Alfie says!  I have shared a wee funny that mum got on her facebook page – we think it is very true as our main motto in LBL has to be to live and let live – that way, hopefully, nobody ends up getting dead!!!

I have to go now because time is short and so am I :-)  

Big loves

Loca Elizabeth Orr (LBL) 

Morning badasses 

Well today is our last day in Benidorm …… we will be sorry to say goodbye to this wee campsite but it’s time to move on. Layla is in a massive huff with dad because he threw out all her stones – he counted 13 in total  She had them hidden everywhere and swore blind each one was more important to her than the last – as Dad was throwing them out she was bringing them back in lol …. Eventually he had to put them all in a bucket and bring them up to the field – he allowed her to keep the one she got in France but she’s still not a happy donkey dog! 

Dad and Lucy are making a new video …. I’m not sure if I am going to be in it or not – it will be a total travesty if I am not and I intend to go into the fake depression if I don’t get even just a cameo appearance! Lucy is all chuffed as she has never made a video before and she thinks she is the dogs dangly bits lol 

We haven’t seen Diesel for a few days – we think he is under house arrest or something because he keeps jumping up on peoples – the other day in the field he nearly knocked a woman over and she was really cross at him and she shouted at his dad!! It was great fun, we felt like we were on a soap opera ….. it was the next best thing to watching Jeremy Kyle! I hope we get to see him before we leave though so we can say cheerio. He is a very naughty dog but really funny 

So tomorrow we are picking up Robyn from the hairyport and then going to her mum’s for Christmas – you aren’t going to believe this but Robyn’s sister has a rabbit and I am going to be allowed to play with it (I think) …….. we will definitely have to keep my big sisters away from it in case they frighten it to dead! That would not be good – arriving at someone’s house for Christmas and making their rabbit get dead – it would be a weeks before anyone would see the funny side of that! 

It is an absolutely gorgeous day today so I am going to go out now and sit in the sun for a while to top up my tan – I want to look my best for Christmas day. Ahhhh La Banda Loca I am a really happy pug – I LOVE Spain and I love my HoW – I am definitely the luckiest of lucky dogs and, of course, I have the best gang in the whole entire world!!!! 

See you tomorrow 

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Loca Elizabeth Orr (LBL) xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hey LBL only four more sleeps till the big fat man comes yooooooooooooooooooooooo 

Ok, last night we all had a big long chat about the blog v facebook thing. We are getting so many messages from gang members saying that they can’t get the blog on their phones and that is how they like to read it – Unlike the kings and queens of the oldie days I want to keep all my gang happy so we have decided to do both  For as long as Facebook will let us, we will keep putting the post on here but also on the blog – that way people can choose and all the back stories will still be altogether for anybody who wants to catch up! 

We have had no more rain but it was really windy yesterday so we went for a big long drive and we had a walk on the beach  …. So I have now had a paddle (not a swim cos it would have frozen the balls of a brass monkey – My dad said that  - I thought it was rude but he assures me it isn’t) in the Med-it-her-Ian-ian ……….. it had really big waves – much bigger than the waves at our beach in Northern Ireland. Layla was the only one to lie down in it but she said she instantly regretted it because it gave her a frozen bum  She also managed to collect another 3 stones – Dad said our HoW is starting to resemble a quarry – he really hopes we don’t get weighed on the way home! 

Mum was speaking to Katie and Ross yesterday – they are having a great time in Switzerland but wait till you hear what happened. In Katie’s hotel the boss chef had a fight with the not boss chef – actually punch fight!! In front of the guests ….. now that is a Holy Show – they both got fired.  Now I know it is never ever good to fight, but surely burning peoples is a bit of an overreaction – it sounds like something they would have done in the oldie days – flip, maybe Switzerland still has one of those crazy kings ……… I must get Alfie to look that up – if so, we will definitely be avoiding there. Imagine my mum and dad having one of their Holy Shows and both ending up in cinders ….. perish the thought!!! Who would drive us home? 

So are you all ready for Christmas? Will you all be having one of the great big chicken-turkey things? We are really hoping Charleen has a great big massive one for us – I can taste it already – I am soooo excited. Oh, I should have explained – I am back to eating everything again – as long as it doesn’t have feathers it’s ok and there is no way there are enough feathers in the world to cover one of those big chicken-turkey things, so they are fine  :-)

Oohhhh have to go – Dad is calling me for breakfast – we have run out of Irish dog food so we are now getting Spanish stuffs – it is defeckinglicious – when I get home I am going to ask our free food man to ask Asda to get some – it’s much nicer than ours at home !!! 

Have a fantastic Saturday my lovelies