Morning my gang - well, I must say the general reaction to my horrific treatment did not get the response I expected!! A few of you, were very sympathetic to my plight but the majority of you appear to have sided with my perpetrator!! I was gub-smacked (not literally this time hahahah) ............ anyway, at first I was a wee tiny big bit raging with you all and I was going to de-gang-banger you all but then I thought .... you all can't be wrong so that only left one other option ......... I was in the wrong! Not completely my fault of course - in fact only a wee tiny bit my fault 

Anyway, I said sorry to my mum and came out of my fake depression - she said she was sorry for smaking me too but she was just worried I was going to break my face - so all is once again well with my world. I hate it when me and mum fall out - it makes me very unhappy in my hairy heart.

She was speaking to my big bean brother Ross yesterday - she said she fears he hasn't drawn many sober breaths since he arrived in Switzerland  but she said he sounds really happy and he and Katie are having a great time .......... she got a bit sad because she really misses that big tree something shocking so we all gave her a hug and reminded her that dogs are much better than sons because they don't feck off and leave you  - that made her feel much better!!

Today mum and Charleen are taking Robyn and Chloe to the shopping centre and we are spending the day with dad and Antonio - I am giggling already just at the thought of it  it's gonna be a very funny day   

I will, of course, report all tomorrow.
 
Morning my gang - well, I must say the general reaction to my horrific treatment did not get the response I expected!! A few of you, were very sympathetic to my plight but the majority of you appear to have sided with my perpetrator!! I was gub-smacked (not literally this time hahahah) ............ anyway, at first I was a wee tiny big bit raging with you all and I was going to de-gang-banger you all but then I thought .... you all can't be wrong so that only left one other option ......... I was in the wrong! Not completely my fault of course - in fact only a wee tiny bit my fault 

Anyway, I said sorry to my mum and came out of my fake depression - she said she was sorry for smaking me too but she was just worried I was going to break my face - so all is once again well with my world. I hate it when me and mum fall out - it makes me very unhappy in my hairy heart.

She was speaking to my big bean brother Ross yesterday - she said she fears he hasn't drawn many sober breaths since he arrived in Switzerland  but she said he sounds really happy and he and Katie are having a great time .......... she got a bit sad because she really misses that big tree something shocking so we all gave her a hug and reminded her that dogs are much better than sons because they don't feck off and leave you  - that made her feel much better!!

Today mum and Charleen are taking Robyn and Chloe to the shopping centre and we are spending the day with dad and Antonio - I am giggling already just at the thought of it  it's gonna be a very funny day   

I will, of course, report all tomorrow.
 
Buenos dias mis amigos 

We have had an eventful 12 hours - last night my dad kicked Layla in the hairy gub!! He was telling Robyn about him going to the DIY shop yesterday to buy some stuffs for the HoW - he spent ages and ages finding all the things he wanted but when he eventually got to the till the man wouldn't let him pay by credit card without any identification, which Dad didn't have. 

He was raging because it only came to 44 euros so he tried to tell the man it was hardly a fortune (I would love to have been a fly on the wall for that one lol) Anyway, he was gesticulating to Robyn about how he felt like kicking the man in his dingly danglers and he kicked out his foot and it landed squarely on Layla's poor gub - the poor donkey dog nearly shat self! There she was minding her own business, having a wee think to herself and she gets a boot in the bake! 

Then, if that wasn't bad enough, when we were out for our walk before bed my mum smacked me!! Yes, you heard me correctly - smacked me on my hairy bum!!!! All I did was try to jump out of my pram - she warned me if I did it again she would smack me but I thunked she was just joking - I NEVER get smacked - I am a fecking special wee pug who can't run and I shouldn't ever be smacked - anyway, I took another flying leap to try to get out of the pram and she smacked me one on the bum! It was my turn to nearly shat self! What is wrong with the naughty step? Surely that is a more suitable punishment for a poor wee special dog? I am going to phone the Spanish Social services and report her - I would imagine she will get put in jail for a day or two - that's just what she needs to have time to think about her behaviour!!!! 

So all in all it wasn't a good evening for me or Layla - but at least Layla's was an accident ......... I was cruelly beaten to a pulp for nothing!!! 

We are having a very quiet day today  I am in the fake depression and Layla is milking to death the fact that Dad kicked her - she keeps looking at him with a big sad face and he is feeling really guilty - he keeps stroking her and saying he is sorry - no such apologies for me  

Right, time to get my grump on - I am particularly brilliant at the fake depression - she will be all over me in no time yooooooooo
 
Good Morning La Banda Loca gansters 

Up bright and early this morning and it looks like its going to be another lovely day in the Costa Blanca  It's already toasty warm and its only just after 10am ....... we could definitely get used to this!

Oh my hairy word, I have to tell you - remember yesterday when I said my dad and Antonio had gone for a walk .... well, we heard them coming back and dad was telling Antonio that the house across the road had a grande 'pooleo' ........ Antonio bless him, was saying 'grande ... big ... si pero no entiendo pooleo' ..... Dad said 'si, si, si' on his way in the gate - all chuffed with himself - Mum and Charleen were peeing themselves - poor Antonio looked almost frightened ..... I don't think a man has ever been as glad to return from a walk. Dad was scundered when mum told him that the word was piscina and not pooleo - he tried to tell her that Antonio had understood every word he had said but had to admit that a lot of the time he looked like the rabbit does when he sees the donkey dogs lol 

Oh did you know, in Spain instead of having no toilets like the French they have 2 toilets in their human bean bathrooms - one big normal one and one much tinier one - we aren't sure what it is for - it might be for wee beans! Dad said he thinks it is incase you have the diapoopies at the same times as the bokes ..... it was Charleen's turn to look worried then and she said that she sincerely hopes he doesn't get a dose of food poisoning while we are here  

I'll try to get some more pics or a wee video of me with 'my' rabbit later on today ........ I really love that wee thing - it's even worse at running than I am lol and it poops loads and loads - it really makes me laugh - it just doesn't care ..... few wee hops and a wee poop - few more and another poop hahahhahhahahah I wish I could do that  

Ok I have to go now - it's breakfast time yoooooooooooo  we have our breakfast out on the patio - that's a posh word for garden - we don't have one of those in Northern Ireland  but my mum said she wants one when we get home  

Hasta luego mis amigos 

Loca Elizabeth Orr (LBL) xxxxxxxxxxxxx
 
Whasssup badasses  Sorry so late today but I have been a busy pug - Mum and Dad were out cycling and I was rabbit sitting - not sitting on the rabbit you understand but being the boss of it while the human beans were out! I am particularly good at rabbit sitting - I just told it stories about my country and filled it's pretty wee head full of facts that Alfie has taught me - I think he enjoyed it but as he doesn't speak very good English it's hard to tell 

It is a gorgeous day today - really really hot! It is also Antonio's happy birthday so we are having spanish cream with cake later  I really don't think my brother should have any though - he really is becoming a tank! two christmas dinners in one day didn't help and he has been stuffing his wee hairy gub ever since like a pug who thinks the world is going to end - Mum said he really will have to catch himself on - he said it's just a wee bit of holiday weight and nothing to worry about!

Ahh gang I so wish you could all hear my dad trying to speak to Antonio - it is the funniest thing ........ Dad speaks very very little Spanish and Antonio speaks very little English - Dad has decided if he puts an 'o' at the end of all the english words Antonio is bound to understand lol ......... then, if that fails to work, Dad just puts all the Spanish words he does know into a sentence and poor Antonio just looks at him as if he is half baked - it really is funny  

They are away for a walk just now with my brother and sisters - ohhh to be a fly on the wall hee hee hee hee hee  

Hasta mañana por la mañana mis amigos mejores 

besos y abrazos

Loca Elizabeth Orr (LBL) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx