Hey fellow badass gangsters

You are not going to believe this but us dogs didn’t get to go bowling!!!  We were all ready, snacks packed, wee wee’s done and those bar stewards got in the car and went without us!!!!  We were all speechless!  Lucy and Layla promptly shat on Antonio’s lovely patio and I managed to do another wee on it!  Alfie, who is brilliant at peeing at will managed to cover most of the walls :-)  Hee hee hee lets see what they think about that later when the sun comes out :-) 

They had all sorts of excuses about dogs not being able to play because they couldn’t lift the bowls etc…. Eh, excuse us, but we would like to have been the judge of that!  Mind you, when they got home they were all excited to see us and we got bis-quits and ham so it was ok.

Apparently my dad and Antonio were very competitive at the bowling – Antonio has a big table here with a net on it and human beans knock a wee ball to each other on it with a bat – I think it is called pong pong or pong pinging – anyway, Antonio is particularly brilliant at it and whops my dad’s ass every time they play – now my dad does not like a good ass whipping!  He wanted mum to practice with him in the middle of the night so he could get better without Antonio seeing him – mum said if he suggested it again she was going to insert the pong pong bat somewhere where it would never be seen again :-)

Anyway, turns out Dad was better at bowling than Antonio and he won both games :-)  Mum said she has never seen a full grown man so excited!  He hasn’t shut up about it since and I think Antonio is ready to insert his full pong pong table somewhere it will never be seen again :-) 

Mum has just read this post and said that if any of my gang have dirty minds this is full of inn-e-end-doughs – I’m not sure what they are but I am quite sure none of you have dirty ones anyway :-) 

So my eldest big bean sister Lyndsay arrives today for a few days – I wonder will she be good at pong pong? – if she could manage to beat Antonio I think she would become his favourite human bean child :-)

I hope you are well my gang –  we are all thinking about those of you who are having really yucky weather just now – if I could I would put some sunshine in envelopes and send it to you all but Alfie said it would be impossible to get it in.

Big hairy loves and pug hugs

Loca Elizabeth Orr (LBL) xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hey La Banda Loca - well what do you fecking know - here I am asking for more feast days and there is on right around the corner, right here, in España - El Dia de Los Reyes on the 6th January (thanks so much to all of you who mentioned it) Antonio confirmed that it is a really big celebration in Spain and other parts of Europe and people and dogs get lots of lovely things to eat and presents …. Perfectamente! 

It is to celebrate these 3 kings who came to give Cheesus presents when he was just a baby bean – not great presents to be honest, gold, frankies sense (not sure who Frankie is but he is now clearly senseless hee hee) and a mare! In my humble opinion, these are daft presents for a baby but I am sure wee Cheesus was very grateful anyway. I hope I don’t get any of those things, I will stick to chicken and cream with cake! Maybe in those days they didn’t have chickens or cakes – Alfie said it was a really really long time ago before even my grannybean was born!!

Turns out the 6th January is also Robyn’s Happy Birthday and also mum and dad have decided it is going to be my sister Lucy’s Happy day also – they don’t know her exact birthday cos when they dopted her the man wasn’t sure – he just said she was born in January – so the 6th is going to be her day as well. I think mum is hoping those king dudes come back and give her some gold – mum loves gold …. Don’t ask me why – I think it is a stupid present! 

Ohhhhh also my friends – we made the most incredible discovery yesterday – we have found something even nicer than cherry cake …….. they are little round lumps of heaven called Oreo’s! Chloe bought them for my dad and he gave us one (yeah just one ….greedy fecker) each. I nearly cried it was so delicious. Lucy is going to ask for a packet all to herself for her birthday and she said she will share them with us. I love my sister – she is the best at sharing food (well apart from my wee beans who are also particularly brilliant at it) 

So the 6th it is – I can hardly wait and judging by all the comments yesterday it won’t be long after that before another day comes up Isn’t life just sweet guys 

Sun is shining again today so I am going to go now and enjoy it and think about Oreo’s …. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Hey La Banda Loca - well what do you fecking know - here I am asking for more feast days and there is on right around the corner, right here, in España - El Dia de Los Reyes on the 6th January (thanks so much to all of you who mentioned it) Antonio confirmed that it is a really big celebration in Spain and other parts of Europe and people and dogs get lots of lovely things to eat and presents …. Perfectamente! 

It is to celebrate these 3 kings who came to give Cheesus presents when he was just a baby bean – not great presents to be honest, gold, frankies sense (not sure who Frankie is but he is now clearly senseless hee hee) and a mare! In my humble opinion, these are daft presents for a baby but I am sure wee Cheesus was very grateful anyway. I hope I don’t get any of those things, I will stick to chicken and cream with cake! Maybe in those days they didn’t have chickens or cakes – Alfie said it was a really really long time ago before even my grannybean was born!!

Turns out the 6th January is also Robyn’s Happy Birthday and also mum and dad have decided it is going to be my sister Lucy’s Happy day also – they don’t know her exact birthday cos when they dopted her the man wasn’t sure – he just said she was born in January – so the 6th is going to be her day as well. I think mum is hoping those king dudes come back and give her some gold – mum loves gold …. Don’t ask me why – I think it is a stupid present! 

Ohhhhh also my friends – we made the most incredible discovery yesterday – we have found something even nicer than cherry cake …….. they are little round lumps of heaven called Oreo’s! Chloe bought them for my dad and he gave us one (yeah just one ….greedy fecker) each. I nearly cried it was so delicious. Lucy is going to ask for a packet all to herself for her birthday and she said she will share them with us. I love my sister – she is the best at sharing food (well apart from my wee beans who are also particularly brilliant at it) 

So the 6th it is – I can hardly wait and judging by all the comments yesterday it won’t be long after that before another day comes up Isn’t life just sweet guys 

Sun is shining again today so I am going to go now and enjoy it and think about Oreo’s …. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Morning my gang - well, I must say the general reaction to my horrific treatment did not get the response I expected!! A few of you, were very sympathetic to my plight but the majority of you appear to have sided with my perpetrator!! I was gub-smacked (not literally this time hahahah) ............ anyway, at first I was a wee tiny big bit raging with you all and I was going to de-gang-banger you all but then I thought .... you all can't be wrong so that only left one other option ......... I was in the wrong! Not completely my fault of course - in fact only a wee tiny bit my fault 

Anyway, I said sorry to my mum and came out of my fake depression - she said she was sorry for smaking me too but she was just worried I was going to break my face - so all is once again well with my world. I hate it when me and mum fall out - it makes me very unhappy in my hairy heart.

She was speaking to my big bean brother Ross yesterday - she said she fears he hasn't drawn many sober breaths since he arrived in Switzerland  but she said he sounds really happy and he and Katie are having a great time .......... she got a bit sad because she really misses that big tree something shocking so we all gave her a hug and reminded her that dogs are much better than sons because they don't feck off and leave you  - that made her feel much better!!

Today mum and Charleen are taking Robyn and Chloe to the shopping centre and we are spending the day with dad and Antonio - I am giggling already just at the thought of it  it's gonna be a very funny day   

I will, of course, report all tomorrow.